[he even begins to gasp a little; he's laughing that hard.]

Oh man, that's just - WOW.

[give him a few minutes so he can sort himself out. it's a real gutbuster, this joke. funniest thing he's heard in weeks.]

...Come on, man. What did he really say? Don't tell me you actually believed any of that - excuse me - that awful shit. That's just so... God! [he giggles.] How could anything pretend to be me by saying something so stupid?!